I was at Legoland with the kids last week. Had a great time. In the water park, each attraction had a sign indicating the time they would shut down, usually for 10 minutes every couple of hours. I couldn't imagine why until I noticed the patronage. Lot of men that were pretty, well, furry. Guess they needed the time to clean out the hair filters.
A woman I work with is pregnant. She's also a USC alum. Thought it quit ironic yesterday when she was wearing her Trojan's Tee Shirt.
Word of advice to my female friends on dating sites (yep, still on that). I understand that there are a lot of men who send, how do I put this, uhm, "dick pics" in early communications. I'm told in many cases it seems a bit counterproductive for them. Anyway, I suggest if a guy sends you one you should reply with a "Thank You, here's mine" and send one back to him.
Finally, I heard today that the FDA approved a new Viagra type product for women, the pink pill. Something that presumably gets women in the mood.
Oddly, I've been carrying my version of female Viagra in my pocket for years. {Page Down}
Until the next time . . .
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