Tuesday, December 29, 2015

The Force Awakens (Part 2)


Star Wars:  The Force Awakens (Part 2)

[Spoiler alert – I’ve waited a week but don’t want to ruin anything for anyone, so if you haven’t seen it and you are going to, read this after]

[I believe my opinion is different than many others who have experienced this move.  Realize that’s what opinions are all about]

[Some of my comments might appear to be nitpicking.  Don’t mean them as such, just helps to make my point]

 

 

. . . I was disappointed.

 

It started out great (I missed the 20th Century Fox Fanfare but at least I wasn’t greeted by the Princess Palace in all metal with a Storm Trooper clad Tinkerbell sprinkling Pixie Dust).  The words appeared

“A Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far, Far Away . . . “  My stomach knotted the way it did every time I saw that on the big screen.

 

The music blared – Star Wars appeared and got sucked back into the star field.  The recognizable in style, not words crawl began and I was brought into that galaxy I missed so much.  And the movie started.

 

First, general thoughts.  After about 40 minutes, and enjoying the film, I couldn’t get the feeling of “this isn’t Star Wars”, out of my head.  I couldn’t place my finger on it.  About 2/3 of the way through I started second guessing my zealousness of purchasing tickets for two more viewings, one set for a showing  two days away with a friend and another for a week down the road, with the kids, this time in D Box.  At the end I was, well I was disappointed.  I couldn’t put my finger on why.  Why I felt, though I enjoyed the movie and the characters, and seeing some old friends, disappointed.  I still had that sense that it wasn’t Star Wars.  Then it hit me, and this is such an internal and personal feeling that I can’t really explain it, it lacked the heart of Star Wars.

 

 

 

Let me say this again, I really enjoyed the movie.  It was fun, I liked the characters (both new and old), there was plenty of action, the story was good, it looked beautiful.  It just missed for me.  So I needed to start digging.

 

Han Solo was great to see again.  Matured as anticipated.  I did at one point think he was wearing Indiana Jones’ jacket.  But he was great.  Great action flick for Chewbacca.  There is some controversy over his weapon.  Some wonder why it had taken Han that long to fire it; some say that the Bowcaster is no t designed for humans and that Han couldn’t fire it if he wanted to.  Me, I just enjoyed the scenes.

 

 I liked Rey a lot.  It was nice to see the continued usage of a strong female character.  Rey was especially appreciated as unlike Padme and Leia before her, she has to struggle just to stay alive.  Her strength comes solely from within as she was abandoned at such a young age.  Finn was fun.  I thought he was a bit too goofy (The Big Deal stuff and the I’m with the Resistance “soliloquy’).  Beyond that, I liked what I saw. 

Leia was terribly underutilized.  ‘Nuff said.

I enjoyed C3PO’s appearance and comments but there was something about his appearance that bothered me.  I was fine with the red arm; the rest of him looked too plastic.

 

Looking forward to seeing more of Poe.  I liked Captain Phasma.  She was reminiscent of Kala form the 1980 Flash Gordon.  I really liked seeing an increase number of females on both sides of the ‘aisle’ in this one.  I very much enjoyed Maz.  Great character.  Looks great, fun to listen to and watch.  She’s a Yoda contemporary, wonder if anything happened between them.

Kylo Ren, I was okay with him (even his Darth Tantrum moments).  At first you might be thinking a young Darth Vader, but they have such different child hoods.  I am guessing he is about the same age as Anakin when he became Darth Vader.  Anakin had a lot of training as a Jedi and maturing before he made the decision to turn.  Ben Solo on the other hand had to be a very young child especially if Luke’s been gone for about 20 years.  He left because he lost Ben to the dark side (hmm, remember how Obi Wan blamed himself for Darth Vader).  So there was no maturity turning and most likely not entirely self motivated.  We will see what happens with him

 

Other than the characters, I did like the action and the settings and just about everything else.  It just still didn’t ring true for me.

I also really liked the moment between Kylo and Vader’s mask.  Hearing him referred to as grandfather gave me a bit of a chill. 

 

I was disappointed in how R2 was handled.  It makes no sense that he was deactivated in order to keep the map a secret (can’t imagine why else he was powered down).  As a friend of mine pointed out, he is the best secret keeper there is.  He held the information about the whole Skywalker family in his memory banks,  Threepio’s memory had to be erased.  My theory I she was basically shut down until needed.  Luke felt a disturbance when Han was killed and reactivated him to aid in his being located.  Or Rey (and will get to my theory on her in a bit) being present did it.  If you follow the original trilogy, you would think R2 would have been with Luke all this time.  Speaking of Luke, that last scene, though beautiful, really bothered me.  The movie should have ended with some form of celebration (or more appropriately a memorial for Han).  The finding Luke felt like a tack on because the fans would have been pissed if he wasn’t in this movie.  Of course we were all waiting for the “The Force is strong in my family” monologue, but whatever.  And while I’m on R2, there is a scene with he and Threepio where he says something and Threepio slaps him across, basically, the face.  Now we’ve seen Threepio berate him and kick him (lovingly) but that slap, sorry, it sure seemed a bit too much.  Maybe they didn’t want to repeat the kick but I found this harsh.

So what’s going on with Leia.  She was the only Force sensitive left after the Battle of Endor (as far as we know) and she never got any training.  If you read the Return of the Jedi novelization it really keys in on her being pretty into the Force.  I would think she would have been the first one trained.  Doesn’t make logical sense.

And speaking of the Force, how is it that Finn can yield that lightsaber on par with Ren.  He even gets a hit in on him.  Quite a battle for someone trained to use a blaster and maintenance on the Starkiller.  And yes, I’ve considered that maybe they train Stormtroopers to use weapons (like that cool electrical thing the guy fights Finn with) but why.  As far as they know, they will never have to come up against lightsabers.  Remember all the Jedi, sans Luke, are gone.  I do have a theory on Finn that might explain it.

And why couldn’t Ren get that lightsaber out of the snow.  Hell Luke, with very little training was able to do it on Hoth.  And he was upside down.  I’m okay with Rey’s abilities because they had already been established.  Again, a bit too good too soon but, after all, this isn’t Star Wars.

The Starkiller, what the hell???  All of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere, there is a scene circa 1938 Germany with Hitler addressing the troops and then they shoot this thing off.  Hey, I’m good with the scene as it was but give us a little background and maybe even some purpose other than just wanton destruction.  At least with the Death Star there was discussion as to what it did and an actual motivation for using it.  Both times.  And how close together were those 4 planets anyway.

It’s been what, 30 years since Return of the Jedi.  Suddenly Luke Skywalker is a myth?  I get Han (and Luke) could be considered legends but it’s been less than half a century.  Don’t they have books and classes and History lessons?  So, one might argue, the force was considered an ancient religion in Star Wars (oh, sorry, A New Hope) and it had only been 20 years since Revenge of the Sith.  The differences, those 20 years were und oppression and suppression of the truth.  History is communicated in such an environment as whispers and stories and ultimately become myths and fables.  Return of the Jedi brought on a freer society.  It plays well but doesn’t make sense.

 

I guess there’s a thin line between homage and remake.  I think that line was tread here.  There was quite a bit that seems to have been copied from the original.  The parsecs mention (which I thought was great considering the controversy over it) was great. The trash compactor mention, loved it.  I would have liked a reference to Han shooting first with Greedo.  Who knows, maybe Chewie mentioned it.  But there were giant pieces that seemed like they were lifted right out of the original.

Overall, too many questions.  I’ve heard this defended by many with the idea that we know there are going to be sequels that will explain things.  And I guess that’s the way movies are made these days.  You leave gaping holes because you know or hope they’ll be answered in a future movie or book or other media outlet.  And yes, I know that Episodes 2 and 5 left us needing more, but as Lucas explained, they were second acts, needing a third act to complete the full story.  The first act, in my opinion, should be stand alone.  The entertainment value is what should leave you wanting more.  I believe that’s the way many of us felt after the original.  We couldn’t wait to get invited back to that world.  Not because we needed to but because we wanted to. 

 

And yes, I have theories.  Many in line I’m sure with the mass population.  The first, most obvious, Rey is Luke’s daughter.  I believe she was born after his self imposed exile which is why there would have been no sense of family when she meets up with Han and Leia.  I’ve heard she’s Ben’s twin but I doubt Leia’s memory was erased and there would have been something upon their being reunited.  But she’s such a great pilot, must be Han’s daughter!!  Luke, like his father before him, were both great pilots.  Makes sense that it would come natural to her as well (remember, Anakin was the only human that could race a pod).

 

The day after I saw the movie for the first time I must have received a dozen messages and emails asking who the old guy in the beginning was (Max von Sydow’s character)  I had and have no clue.  He certainly was presented as someone we should know.  My first thought was General Dodona from the Yavin Battle but I think he would be older.  I kinda wanted him to be Wedge, cause I miss Wedge.  Another thought was General Madine from the Endor battle.  He does have a name and it isn’t any of those so no clue.

Someone told me they thought that Finn was the son of Lando Calrissian.  In an effort to continue to insist on relating the Black characters to each other I jokingly said he was probably the grandson of Mace Windu.  Then I gave them some thought and the lightsaber battle some thought and, well, hmmmm . . . . .

 

I’ve seen it 3 times, I will see it again.  My last viewing I enjoyed much more than the first.  I’m still not feeling the heart.  I still think something is missing.  But, after all, it is called Star Wars.

 

Maybe it’s the Earth 2 equivalent to a galaxy far, far away . . . .

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Part 1)


Star Wars:  The Force Awakens (Part 1)

[Spoiler alert – I’ve waited a week but don’t want to ruin anything for anyone, so if you haven’t seen it and you are going to, read this after]

[I believe my opinion is different than many others who have experienced this move.  Realize that’s what opinions are all about]

[Some of my comments might appear to be nitpicking.  Don’t mean them as such, just helps to make my point]

 

As many of you know, I am a pretty big Star Wars fan.  I have been since I first heard of the movie in December of 1976.  Even more so as I began seeing articles and stills through the early part of 1977.  I became so enthralled with them film that the girl I was dating refused to let me refer to it by name.  I had to call it “The Movie”, and even then, rarely allowed to mention it.  No, I was not there on May 25, 1977.  I was 17, scared of driving on the Schuylkill Expressway, and a theatre in Philadelphia was one of the less than 30 screens it debuted on across the country.  I waited, graduated high school, and waited, changed my name to Uncle Gregg (now Unkle Gregg) and waited, flew to Germany and back and waited.  Then it was suddenly July 21st and I lined up (7th in line) for the 1:15 PM show.  Prior to leaving for the theatre (at the Valley Forge Sheraton, I might add) my mom expressed her concern, “I hope you aren’t disappointed.”  I was far from disappointed.  The film that would alter my life unfolded before me.  I booed when Darth Vader appeared.  I held my breath as I entered hyper drive.  I gripped my seat as I flew down the Death star trench.  And I cheered when our heroes received their medals (poor Chewie).  I left the theatre with just 2 questions, when will I see it again and will there be more.  I saw it again the next day, then 2 days later, then 3 days after that.  By the end of the year, I had seen it 8 times.  Every time fully enjoying it. 

 

Life happened, more Star Wars happened.  Things were happy.  I remember reading about a year after Return of the Jedi came out that Lucas said that next he would tackle the first three episodes and that he was waiting until the actors were old enough to portray themselves in the final trilogy.  Somewhere around Empire, he had talked about 12 movies, three of which were just off shoots. 

 

Early 1990’s I read an article based on an interview with Lucas.  Nope, he was done, no prequels, no sequels.  By now, Star Wars had entered the world of the written page, and this seemed to be the fate of that Galaxy far, far away.

 

The Special Editions happened.  Hell, I enjoyed them.  Why complain, it was more Star Wars!  Yeah, we all know Han shot first (until my recent discovery I posted about in Facebook revealing the mysterious third shooter on the “sandy” knoll).  It was great seeing them on the big screen again. 

 

More waiting.  The prequels, which I didn’t mind at all.  Sith is my favorite followed by Clones and then Phantom Menace.  I get that they were expository.  I get that the first one was geared at kids and subsequent ones for older and older folks.  I get that Episode I wasn’t going to be about Anakin becoming Darth Vader.  I was a fan from way back.  I enjoyed what was presented before me, whether it is what I personally wanted or not.  Not my Galaxy to play with.  And they still had the heart of the first.  They still felt like Star Wars.  Side note, watch Revenge of the Sith and follow it with Return of the Jedi.  There is something that happens to Jedi that wasn’t there when I first saw it (no, not the apparitions at the end).

 

Then a bunch of stuff happened, oddly the stars were of the appropriate age and Star Wars VII was announced.  Very cool.  What’s Lucas got planned?  Why was he so protective of this part of the timeline with the novels?  How old are the twins?  Does Luke go bad (again)?  Wait a minute, what was that?  You aren’t filming Lucas’ story?  You are getting rid of the expanded universe?  That’s cool, JJ Abrams is a big fan and knows his stuff and he did (in my opinion) a great job in reenvisioning Star Trek (note, reenvisioning, not continuing).

 

At 7:00 PM PST, on December 17, 2015 I sat, third row center, reclining chair, surrounded by my kids to see the first new Star Wars movie (not including Clone Wars) I had seen in over 10 years.  And my mother’s words rang true.  I was disappointed.

 

To be continued . . .

Friday, December 11, 2015

My Relatives from France


My Relatives from France

 

I don’t remember the actual day I discovered this but I have loved it ever since.  I mean, how simply perfect and appropriate.  I’ve always loved my name and so much more now.

 

So, I know you’ve heard of my relatives from France.

 

You know, The French Stickelers!!

 

I only wish I had mentioned this to my Dad.  If he hadn’t thought of it himself, it would have given him a good laugh.  The day will come that I will hand this information down to my son (though he’s a clever lad, may catch it himself).

 

But honestly, with being descended from these French Stickelers (if you aren’t hearing it, say it out loud) there is quite an expectation to live up to.

 

Have a nice day!!

Monday, December 7, 2015

On Line Dating Part 3


Online Dating Part 3

 

Okay, I’ll be honest; these dating sites have become my Candy Crush.  Addictive and can’t help playing whenever I am sitting with my tablet.  Let me start out by saying, I know, there are a lot of scammers out there.  Believe me; this is done pretty much for recreational purposes.  For a precaution, however, I never go to one with my credit cards easily accessible.

 

I’ve mentioned this before and I will again, I have met a few (very few) nice people through these sites and in most cases, I am pretty sure they are real.  My first clue?  They haven’t asked for any money.  And on the occasions where I have video chatted or met them, they look the same as their pictures.  Oh yeah, and they aren’t 32 and in love with my profile pic.

 

I joined a new site recently.  A friend told me about it and the gateway sites Id been on had started to dry up.  Within 24 hours of posting (basically my name, gender, age and gender I am interested in) I received over 25 “likes” or “winks” as they call them.  Many reached out to me via the sites messaging board.  Some just said hi, some told me how handsome my picture was.  Well of the two pics I have up there, one is me as Groucho.  I’m hoping they meant the other one.

If they reach out to chat, I normally respond.  Then they immediately want to get off the site and talk on hangouts or through texting or email.  Once on the alternate site they tell me all about themselves.  Where my first dalliance leaned more towards the fashion industry, these ladies are nurses or nursing students.  Some in Ghana, on in South Africa, one in Ireland, a couple in Nigeria.  They are all single, Catholic, and live with a roommate or with their uncle, as their parents have recently died.  And most importantly, they are all desperately in love with me.  Between my profile pic (or Groucho) and a few quick little chats of hi, how are you and the one I send first, just looking to meet people, I guess I become unbelievable desirable.

 

Jump forward a few days.  One has asked for a cell phone.  One wants me to help out with her bills.  One has hinted to me investing in her families, yet to be determined, business.  I will say that they have been quite consistent when they send a variety of pictures.  Almost always the same girl.  On the other hand, their speech patterns differ depending on what time of day we are chatting.  And they prey on what I guess appears to be low self esteem.  Constantly building me up. I’ve considered flying to Ghana and running for president there.  I am that wonderful.

 

Nope, I’m not falling for it.  All in good fun for me.  And the time they spend with me is less time than they spend with some other sucker who might actually send them money.

 

Just to be clear, I started with the online thing to meet people.  And I have been very fortunate in that regard.  This part is just all out fun for me.

 

Well, gotta run, just got another proposal.

 

[if you so desire, look for Online Dating parts 1 and 2 in previous Blog entries]