Its been quite some time since the last time I had a chance to put some of this stuff down on paper. Well, not really paper, but we all know what I am getting at.
Ive recently discovered some GGG'isms from the past and I thought best to get them etched before I forget.
I also have a couple of newbies. One is going to be called inappropriate and bigoted and the other just plan wrong.
Ah, the beauty of the GGG'ism.
Here we go --
Looks like its going to be an Abbott and Costello kind of day.
If the made a TV show based on my life it would be a Surreality show.
Self doubt is really the worst kind yet oddly the only kind.
Whats the definition of a Booty Call? When a gay friend butt dials you.
I was at a bar the other night and I overheard this woman say to her friend, "He was such a cold ass bastard, when I sucked his dick I got brain freeze."
And on that note . . .
Ive been meaning to jump on here with my revised version of Dr Seuss' If I Ran the Zoo. I've always held a certain belief about zoos and finally think I found a way of putting it into words.
I also will be recounting the story of when I was writing a play in high school. Actually more interesting than it sounds.
Oh yeah, almost forgot (and this is for those of you following me a little bit closer than most), I was watching the Olympics last week and damned if half the women's track team from Ghana weren't girlfriends of mine. Have to say, dressed very fashionably.
That's it for now.
