New and Old Musings

Its been quite some time since the last time I had a chance to put some of this stuff down on paper.  Well, not really paper, but we all know what I am getting at.

Ive recently discovered some GGG'isms from the past and I thought best to get them etched before I forget.

I also have a couple of newbies.  One is going to be called inappropriate and bigoted and the other just plan wrong.

Ah, the beauty of the GGG'ism.

Here we go --

Looks like its going to be an Abbott and Costello kind of day.

If the made a TV show based on my life it would be a Surreality show.

 Self doubt is really the worst kind yet oddly the only kind.

Whats the definition of a Booty Call?  When a gay friend butt dials you.

I was at a bar the other night and I overheard this woman say to her friend, "He was such a cold ass bastard, when I sucked his dick I got brain freeze."

And on that note . . .

Ive been meaning to jump on here with my revised version of Dr Seuss' If I Ran the Zoo.  I've always held a certain belief about zoos and finally think I found a way of putting it into words.

I also will be recounting the story of when I was writing a play in high school.  Actually more interesting than it sounds.



Oh yeah, almost forgot (and this is for those of you following me a little bit closer than most), I was watching the Olympics last week and damned if half the women's track team from Ghana weren't girlfriends of mine.  Have to say, dressed very fashionably.

That's it for now.